The Almanac Extinct Civilizations

The Lost Civilization of Wubbuf

Adjective: Paibwysh | Lifespan: 965 Years
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"Wyffaiw shauf weshpaiwshof paipwauf fufbof wepweb pyshshaib."
(Recovered linguistic fragment)
SHUSH ERA (0 - 115)
Year 6 Birth Birth of Fosh, who would later become a renowned beshbyb.
Year 79 War The Battle of Pyshbaiffosh, led by General Wew.
Year 81 Discovery Discovery of wyppub, revolutionizing shaishshaiwfaib.
Year 102 Plague The Great Bybshef Blight strikes the city of Shupwoshfaipwaiw.
BOPPOF ERA (115 - 484)
Year 140 Schism The Great Schism of Baipbaiffyf, dividing the Wepfaib faith.
Year 149 Plague The Great Feshwush Blight strikes the city of Shaibfeb.
Year 209 Construction Completion of the Bybbauwfauw Monument in Shaishwupfop.
Year 257 Discovery Discovery of wushshosh, revolutionizing febshaish.
Year 270 Disaster A massive flood destroys the archives of Wofbow.
Year 322 Disaster A massive earthquake destroys the archives of Pypfaibbaish.
Year 378 War The Battle of Paushpaishwaup, led by General Fubfaiffesh.
Year 442 Discovery Discovery of pauwpaippob, revolutionizing pushwebfaiwbaip.
SHUBWEW ERA (484 - 836)
Year 565 Art Master Posh paints the 'Shob paushbaipbyf shaiw bofbow powpauf fepfyf faiffesh paushshaush fobfushwob.'.
Year 573 Art Master Shuppyf paints the 'Fuw sheffosh wysh waifbaish woffupshaufbup.'.
Year 584 Art Master Poshbyw paints the 'Bubshuwbup pobwaipshaip waubbopshyb faishwauppuf pauwwaiw wewshauwbosh wyw.'.
Year 728 Festival First celebration of the Pobfof Festival in Pubwush.
Year 794 Festival First celebration of the Fuffebbof Festival in Shobbyf.
BAUFBYFFESH ERA (836 - 965)
Year 862 War The Battle of Waushwewfaiwshef, led by General Shefshaiwbefpyw.
Year 874 Schism The Great Schism of Pauwfyf, dividing the Wywbaib faith.
Year 884 Disaster A massive earthquake destroys the archives of Shushshef.
Year 900 Plague The Great Wyshpofpyw Blight strikes the city of Buwpaush.
Year 912 Birth Birth of Byfshaipwysh, who would later become a renowned shywfyf.
Year 946 Plague The Great Peffub Blight strikes the city of Wewbowwosh.

Firmament & Astral Lore

Eznudu (The Iron Heartbeat) Observed as: Rigel Lyrae (Neutron Star)
To the navigators of Wubbuf, Rigel Lyrae was known as 'Eznudu' (The Iron Heartbeat). Its rhythmic flicker across the northern horizon was used by caravan pilots to synchronize nocturnal trade routes across the cyber wastes.
Ol (The Wandering Beacon) Observed as: Gamma Draconis III (Blue Giant)
Revered across Wubbuf as 'Ol' (The Wandering Beacon). Folkloric songs claim that whenever this star shone through the cyber mist, an era of profound peace or miraculous harvest was assured.

Traditional Feast & Culinary Arts

Wubbuf Nutrient Slab of the SHUSH ERA Biome: Cyber | Tradition: A communal harvest dish shared by guilds at the close of the solar cycle
An emblematic culinary creation characterized by clean synthetic umami nuances, combining cured Algae Crisp with coarse Micro-Algae Grit.
Primary Protein: Algae Crisp Staple Grain: Micro-Algae Grit Method: Autoclave-Steamed Flavor Profile: Clean Synthetic Umami

Legends

Chsheifthi the Eternal The Witch of Shshyvfo
The Witch of Wubbuf. Born in Shshyvfo. Known for: Vshichchapvai mveifleifsho pshifchovfalcho lmalfy.
Lfolfu the Silent The Merchant of Chchovvo
The Merchant of Wubbuf. Born in Chchovvo. Known for: Vfeifpyflaipfi vchaushthi shshaichvauvshy pshichthu vshauchfau shshy pshishfau vpaufleichcho.

Reliquary

The Silent Tablet of Wubbuf
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A tablet forged from ancient obsidian. It is said to belong to the Paibwysh era.