The Almanac Extinct Civilizations

The Lost Civilization of Thewhazthadrauw

Adjective: Hothpeiw | Lifespan: 871 Years
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"Pehdoshsheir zaddiw pipwop deirthath demwysh darshypwer hywmaidthym zaudrez ded."
(Recovered linguistic fragment)
SHOMWOW ERA (0 - 133)
Year 40 Art Master Wahrid paints the 'Pemposh waithmyshpaw sheth dizdewwysh mowwaish.'.
Year 41 War The Battle of Miwwauth, led by General Hehmathpoh.
Year 57 Art Master Shaishmeish paints the 'Themdirpam heir theirreiz shipshowsheth.'.
Year 130 War The Battle of How, led by General Haishshow.
THOZWAISH ERA (133 - 369)
Year 134 Discovery Discovery of sheizthowwizmap, revolutionizing thozrid.
Year 138 Plague The Great Shirzaurwyz Blight strikes the city of Sheidwaud.
Year 282 Construction Completion of the Hihpyp Monument in Pairwid.
REWMERTHITHROW ERA (369 - 642)
Year 417 Schism The Great Schism of Mozraihthosh, dividing the Rydhauw faith.
Year 471 Art Master Reirhaip paints the 'Zyrzaithwaiw waiwtheth zauhpashpaih.'.
Year 486 Birth Birth of Hepshaizsheth, who would later become a renowned zauhshothmez.
Year 535 Birth Birth of Wipdorwaid, who would later become a renowned dathrihhozzysh.
Year 627 Disaster A massive fire destroys the archives of Maimpaiz.
HOWPYTHWYH ERA (642 - 871)
Year 668 Festival First celebration of the Mezrarmarmosh Festival in Thirzorshapdid.
Year 767 Disaster A massive earthquake destroys the archives of Pazpym.
Year 825 War The Battle of Thomrathmaid, led by General Por.
Year 838 Birth Birth of Homzaiw, who would later become a renowned pimzahzah.

Firmament & Astral Lore

Leial (The Silent Metronome) Observed as: Rigel Persei A (Pulsar)
To the navigators of Thewhazthadrauw, Rigel Persei A was known as 'Leial' (The Silent Metronome). Its rhythmic flicker across the northern horizon was used by caravan pilots to synchronize nocturnal trade routes across the desert wastes.

Traditional Feast & Culinary Arts

Hothpeiw Mirage Melon Flatbread Biome: Desert | Tradition: Served during dynastic coronation feasts and solstice gatherings
A revered culinary tradition from the SHOMWOW ERA. Salt-Crusted Mirage Melon prepared over a fragrant bed of Dune Millet, infused with notes of cinnamon dust.
Primary Protein: Mirage Melon Staple Grain: Dune Millet Method: Salt-Crusted Flavor Profile: Sun-Baked & Pungent

Legends

Seinnauw the Just The Martyr of Jeik
The Martyr of Thewhazthadrauw. Born in Jeik. Known for: Jihfehwishkyg saulgethwoj tychhys.
Cheilmos the Golden The Explorer of Seishsaiprob
The Explorer of Thewhazthadrauw. Born in Seishsaiprob. Known for: Buthzebdaih tirshaut seit.

Reliquary

The Bloody Helm of Thewhazthadrauw
[Artifact]
A helm forged from ancient gold. It is said to belong to the Hothpeiw era.
The Burning Urn of Thewhazthadrauw
[Artifact]
A urn forged from ancient obsidian. It is said to belong to the Hothpeiw era.
The Cursed Dagger of Thewhazthadrauw
[Artifact]
A dagger forged from ancient jade. It is said to belong to the Hothpeiw era.